Expedition to Distant Lands

ALL Supporters and past players of Orkney RFC are invited on a daring expedition to a distant island known locally as “Westray”!

The plan is for a daring team of Mainlanders and associates to civilise the indigenous population through the medium of rugby union, to build (metaphorical) bridges and generally have a jolly good time!

The trip is planned for the Nineteenth Day of November Twenty Hundred and Twenty Two, with no guarantees of safety once you make landfall in this strange territory. The vessel carrying the expedition team will leave the pier in the city of Kirkwall at 0720 and all being well return at 1800 hours.

A wagon train will transport people and luggage from the vessel to basecamp. Once there, breakfast will be laid on when camp is made within the walls (at a place known as the “Pub”), and where post rugby sustenance will also be available.

As far as we are aware no foreign currency exchange will be necessary but contact the expedition leader for details of cost per head (I assume he means per person but watch out for local head hunters just in case!)

If you would like to join this daring mission to potentially hostile territory please contact Mr. Erland Drever Esq. via electrical telegraph on 07912 747 177.

It will be important to know numbers as soon as possible to ensure provisions and book passage on the expedition vessel & wagon train.